Education
How do you live with yourself
You act like such a slob
You live in your own filth
You don't have a job
You should apply yourself
Your grades are so low
Why don't you make an attempt
To not be bad at doing assignments
Did I ever tell you that I am satan
I have plans to kill you
But not right now
Right now I'm just teaching you to respect your elders
I am also convincing you to go to college
Listen to your grandmother when she says
That it's the best time of your life
I don't encourage drinking but if you want to drink, that's okay
I'm not gonna try to stop you if you're gonna do it anyways
And at the end of the year
Make sure to turn in all of your textbooks
And it's okay to look at porn a few times
But it's addictive so watch out
Girl Wants Attention
I saw this girl at lunch
She was sitting at my table
She had a scene haircut
She was queen of the table
Some kid went to the trash can
And said he saw a bee
At the trash can
The bee flew away from the trash can
It flew towards the girl
And she freaked out and ran around
I don't think she was actually scared
I think she just wanted attention
