Guy decided the man had to go.
Guy unzipped his pants, and revealed the dragon. 28 inches of pure steel, with four veins pulsing down the sides, the dragonslayer in the flesh, was revealed.
The man stood there, dumbfounded, or perhaps it was out of fear…well, what would you do if you found yourself standing in front of a man with an 28 inch dick? The man wondered what he would tell his wife, his kids! – God, no, Jimmy, so young, so ripe, such small hands…and Janette –
*Slap*
Guy caught the man across the face. The man was knocked to his knees. Guy rushed forward and stuck his dick in his mouth – but clearly didn’t want to stop there. The man, could only suck as he was paralyzed by the blow to the face. He awaited his death sentence. Guy forced his dick down the man’s throat and into his stomach. The tingle of the stomach acid made Guy’s dick only harder. Guy did some squats and shook the man about. A minute later, the man went limp and fell off of Guy’s immense penis. The battle was won. The good men could come home. Then, a draft passed over Guy.
His dick shook, indicating life-form activity nearby. Naturally, the dick was never wrong, and indeed a woman stood in Guy’s now open doorway. Aphrodite had descended from the heavens. Guy decided to…
GO OVER AND WOO HER
OR
LAUNCH A SEMEN CANNON AT THE BITCH
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