And so Guy began to spoon away his shit from his pants. He remembered what his two dads had told him in his youth,
“Always spoon away from the anus, or else you’ll enjoy the feeling too much.”
“Fuck those shitheads”, Guy thought. He was a real Dragonslayer and not some faked-homo-shit-shit of a bitch-tits. So Guy spooned into his anus, and god damn, did he enjoy the feeling. He didn’t know what was causing the sensation, but he assumed it was his shit. He decided to eat some of it so that he could feel empowered. After successfully, spooning down two pieces of shit, he realized he needed something to drink. He rolled over to his kitchen and found his electronic dick pump. Guy attached the pump to his half-an-inch micropenis and turned the setting to:
LOW
OR
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