Guy moaned out a hard and crusty moan. "Holy jesus tits. Fuck." He said. He had pumped his poor microflesh limpy dicky into a state of perpetual godhood, and was now filling the jar with a healthy serving of man-milk. "This is gonna be some tasty shit goddamn" he said to himself while still ejaculating into the jar forcefully with the power of Zeus.
And that's when it happened, Guy Dragonslayer reached a moment of amazing orgasm so god-like and lovely that few have ever attained it and lived, and the few that do shit an egg. Guy did that. He shit out a nasty, big, fucking egg. A real fucking hard ass egg right out his fucking tight, virgin, sweet, lovely, hairy, nice ass. It came right the fuck out of it. "Holy shit fuck," Guy said to himself as it came out of his poor ass which had turned into a fecal-ridden man-vagina. After finally ejaculating his last bit Guy looked at the egg. It was a blue motherfucking dragon egg. "Fuck, shit. Fuck," Guy said. The fuck would he do with this shit?
EAT THE EGG
OR
CRACK OPEN THE EGG
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