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Choose Your Own Adventure: Guy Dragonslayer Pt. 3 - TELL THE MAN TO GO AWAY

The man looks with a solemn face at Guy one last time, and then walks away into the hot breasts of the day.
"What a homogay that was," thought Guy. Guy considered what to do now. He looked around and realized that he was stuck inside his room. He panicked for a second but then relaxed. Guy finally considered taking a shit, so he got up to do it. When he got up he realized it was dark as fuck all of a sudden. Guy realized that 5 hours had passed since the man had left him and that he had already shit his pants 2 separate times. "Shit," he thought to himself. "How am I going to clean this up..."

IGNORE THE MASSIVE SHIT STAIN ON YOUR ASS

OR

CLEAN IT OFF WITH A SPOON

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